Merlin has a Geisha

deanandsammyandcastiel:

Some things you probably didn’t know about Misha Collins
Misha was arrested for reading a book on top of a bank because he “needed better lighting”.
He stole security badges from the White House and turned them into a mobile.
He has spent the night in an igloo (it was not a pleasant experience).
Misha smells like cinnamon and watermelon.
He renewed his wedding vows at a supermarket. With a bouquet of vegetables. Dressed in drag.
When Misha was younger, he was known for stealing people’s shoes and licking strangers’ ice cream cones
He organised a tea party in the middle of a highway. He made the police who were sent to charge him sit down and had tea instead.
He lost to Jared Padalecki in Words With Friends. He owed him $1970 and paid in four buckets of coins.

Some things you probably didn’t know about Misha Collins

Misha was arrested for reading a book on top of a bank because he “needed better lighting”.

He stole security badges from the White House and turned them into a mobile.

He has spent the night in an igloo (it was not a pleasant experience).

Misha smells like cinnamon and watermelon.

He renewed his wedding vows at a supermarket. With a bouquet of vegetables. Dressed in drag.

When Misha was younger, he was known for stealing people’s shoes and licking strangers’ ice cream cones

He organised a tea party in the middle of a highway. He made the police who were sent to charge him sit down and had tea instead.

He lost to Jared Padalecki in Words With Friends. He owed him $1970 and paid in four buckets of coins.

(Source: raggedytrenchcoats)

lizthefangirl:

heY IM ON THERE WHOA

(Source: thetextpostsfromhell)

deancasotp:

simonmarshallcolfer:

so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”

figmentdotcom:

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

Let’s play a game called find the most asinine posts and reblog with “this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for”

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

black-white-disney:

Dedicated to all the bookworms and bibliophiles.

Never give up on the written word!

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

queenofglass:

I wish we lived in Gatsby time when rich people smoked cigarettes because it was classy, affairs were romantic, & everyone danced.

I wish I wrote the way I thought
Obsessively
Incessantly
With maddening hunger
I’d write to the point of suffocation
I’d write myself into nervous breakdowns
Manuscripts spiralling out like tentacles into abysmal nothing
And I’d write about you
a lot more
than I should

Benedict Smith / “I Wish I Wrote The Way I Thought” (via worldwarlove)

commovente:

Morning After, by Lindsay Bottos (x)

Thoughts about the impermanence of a hook up written in permanent marker in the places he touched.